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The Waifs - I'm In London Still
I may be missing home (and sunshine) just a little... Shhh don't tell anyone. I just keep listening to this song and making myself more and more depressed. Should probably stop and maybe go out and have some fun... but meh.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Monday, November 22, 2010
TV's Best - First Kisses
So I'm a sucker for a good list. You know the ones... Top 10 this or the best 5 of that. I've always written them but now I can inflict my nonsense on the unsuspecting public. Well at least the imaginary people in my mind that actually read this blog.
Anyway back to the subject of today's lesson. My all time favorite kisses from the wonderful world of television drama. This is only my incredibly biased opinion of course. I don't want to create some kind of shipping war. CHILL!
In the hopes of creating some manor of suspense I will begin with number 10 and work my way down.
10. Kurt and Dave Karofsky - Glee, Never Been Kissed (02.06)
The only reason this is at number 10 is because it's so incredibly new... I mean it only aired last week but it was so shocking and so fabulous I couldn't not put it in here (excuse the double negative).
With an episode title like "Never Been Kissed" some form of smooching is to be expected. But when I signed on I didn't not expect the kiss to come from homophobic jock and general jerk-ass Dave Karofsky.
But we know what homophobia really means.
It's not all that innovative - macho high-school is really hiding a dark secret, Buffy anyone? But it's the context that it's placed that makes it so awesome.
Kurt has just been serenaded by Harry Potter (with help from a choir of hotties) and dammit if he is not going to stand up for himself. He certainly stands up for himself - only to be cut down to size once again when instead of beating the crap of him Karofsky plants one on him right there in the mens locker room. I literally squealed.
Of course it ends up being sad because there is no way Karofsky's coming out any time soon and Kurts first kiss wasn't with the boy he's crushing on. Yet still for bullied gays everywhere - yay!
9. Mal and Inara - Firefly, Our Mrs. Reynolds (01.06)
Yes there does always have to be one Joss on here... but there's a reason for that... he does good. I could have gone with quite a few different first kisses within Joss's worlds. Buffy/Angel being the most obvious but new favorites Echo and Paul and getting up there. The reason I chose this one is because it's just so perfect for the characters.
Mal and Inara clearly have the whole will they won't they Taming of the Shrew thing going on. But they are both so stubborn that there is no what either of them is going to give in to the other and admit that they love each other. Therefore to get them to actually kiss, well that takes some skill but a life or death situation will usually do the trick it's even better if somehow you can kiss them without the other person knowing.
Poor Inara thinks she's got away with it too, but alas that would be too easy for Joss. Turns out Mal ingested poison from the last girl he kissed (yes I just said that) which transfers to Inara when she kisses him.
This kiss is even more perfect because it teases a relationship upgrade that is never going to happen because well the show got canceled (it still hurts to talk about) and well it's Joss did we really want them to get together - no good can come from that.
8. Rory and Jess - Gilmore Girls, I Can't Get Started (02.22)
Some might say I should have gone with Lorelai and Luke's first kiss, but as much as I fan girl squealed when that happened there is something about the innocence of this kiss that makes it special.
I guess I have to come clean - and am and always have been on board the HMAS Rory and Jess. Sure Dean was sweet (at least in the beginning) and I guess Logan was amusing some of the time... but no one suited Rory quite like Jess did.
Way before Logan made her steal a boat Jess showed us that Rory really was a bad ass at heart. I should mention that she has a boyfriend at the time of this kiss a boyfriend she continues to date long after this kiss even though it's clear to anyone with eyes that she fancies the pants of Jess.
The best part about this kiss is that it really seems to capture the confusion of adolescence. Rory really has no idea what she's doing and the fact that she runs away well I guess it reminds me of being young again and having no control over your hormones (or me now for that matter).
7. Rose and The Doctor - Doctor Who, New Earth (02.01)
I'm gonna ruffle a couple of feathers with this one, but I don't care. I call it as I see it.
Even if you're not a fan of the Romantic subtext in Russell T. Davies new series of Doctor who you have to see the awesomeness of this kiss. Try to place it in contest. It's before The Doctor kissed everyone of his companions every season. This is the one that set the trend. Well I guess technically the Bad Wolf kiss did but that was different. I'm referring to Rose's first kiss with the tenth Doctor - not the Doctor in general.
Some might pass this kiss of as out of their control. Rose is possessed by Cassandra at the time, so technically she doesn't have control of her actions. But it's clear that there is a hell of a lot of pent up sexual tension between these too. If only by the Doctor's reaction. He's not shocked when she kisses him... I'm just saying, don't shoot me.
This kiss is great because it gives the viewers what they really want without affecting the "No sex for the Doctor" rules. It's kind of ruined a bit by the fact that every season seems to find a new crazy way for the Doctor to kiss his companion. Although the make out session between the Doctor and Amy Pond in Season 5 ran a close second if only because Amy Pond finally had the guts to do what we've all wanted to forever.
6. Pacey and Joey - Dawson's Creek, Cinderella Story (03.17)
All I can say is THANK GOD they exhausted the Dawson/Joey romance by the end of season two because the UST between them was nadda. Also it paved way for the best coupling of the entire series.
Pacey and Joey will always be close to my heart because it was the TV show I grew up with, the relationship I rooted for most of all.
By now you must have realised... I'm kind of a fan of the Slap, Slap Kiss moments and this definitely follows trend. Unlike some of the previous examples this one doesn't come out of nowhere. Joey and Pacey have always fought, which, if television has taught us, means that they will hook up at some stage. Then they have been spending a lot of time together, both just out of serious relationships. Dawson even asked Pacey to look after Joey - that's basically giving his blessing (even if he does go back on it later). So we knew this was going to happen, they just made us wait a bloody long time (17 episodes long) to see it.
The anticipation that made it exciting and the fact that it didn't disappoint made it one of my all time favorite first kisses.
5. Ross and Rachel - Friends, The One Where Ross Finds Out (02.07)
I know, I know... It's a major cliche. But there's a reason why this kiss makes everyone list. Think back to a time before we had been watching Ross and Rachel break-up and make-up for 10 years to the point where we just want to glue them together. It was a simpler innocent time. Before the phrase "we were on a break" was even uttered. A time when all we wanted was for these to love birds to tell each other what everyone knew - they were meant to be.
It's perfect. Ross has loved Rachel since high school, but Rachel was too bitchy and stuck up to notice that is until he gets himself a girlfriend. There is nothing like jealously to wake the heart up. It's played perfectly as well, funny yet somehow heartwarming at the same time. This kiss won an Emmy for christ sake! That's got to count for something. It was one of those rare moments that the TV show gave the audience exactly what they wanted and people still kept on watching (even after the third break-up).
I don't care how many times I see it, it still makes my heart go giddy up.
4. Chuck and Blair - Gossip Girl, Victor, Victrola (01.07)
I don't think any list about television romances could be complete without Chuck and Blair anymore. They are the people you hate to love... I mean seriously they are horrible people and they have all the money in the world yet you can't help but root for them.
Originally the beta couple for the series, behind Serena and Dan the soon took over Mr and Mrs Boring to become one of the most fascinating duos on television today. There is nothing more wonderful then seeing two people who think that they can control everything fall in love. Because it's the one thing you cannot control.
Despite the fact that I love this romance (to the extent that I sometimes fast forward the other storyline just to get to the bits about them) this kiss is on here because of the way aesthetics. This kiss is about lust, and desperation but what makes it stand out is the fact that it's still manages to be sweet. Everything from the way Blair slides towards chuck to the way he asked "You Sure" it's just about the sweetest desperate, late night, revenge hook up ever.
Like or leave it, it certainly sets up what's to come in the tempestuous will they wont they relationship that follows.
3. Sookie and Eric - True Blood, I Smell a Rat (03.10)
Two words - TEAM ERIC!
Bias admitted, this kiss is hot. Don't even deny it. Even you Bill shippers out there can see the URST between these two. But I mean honestly - who wouldn't have URST with Eric. Well mine would be resolved pretty quickly but you get that.
Before you say it - yet they did kiss before, and it was hot as well, but that was a dream sequence so it doesn't really count as their first kiss.
But that's not the reason this kiss is here. This kiss is number 3 in my list because Sookie has more passion, love and tension in this one Kiss with Eric than she had in her entire relationship with Bill.
It's another case of we knew it was coming, it's been coming since they first met even if you haven't read the books you can see that. Whether or not you wanted it to happen... it was going too so many a Truebie held their breath as Eric FINALLY went for it. Sookie tries to resist, but her hearts clearly not in it. Any kiss that can cause this much pleasure and pain within the fan base is something exceptional and worth recognition.
I can't wait for next season - if you've read the books you'll know what I'm talking about.
2. Elisabeth and Mr Darcy - Pride and Prejudice BBC, Episode 6 (01.06)
Pride and Prejudice is one of the greatest love stories ever told (just behind Romeo and Juliet) as well as the reason I have such unrealistic expectation of men. So many different versions to choose from - but really only one choice. It's probably best known for the bit with the lake but this kiss is a perfect climax.
It's all about delayed gratification. It takes 6 whole hours to get to this kiss, and it's well worth the wait. It's not as sexy as some of the others mentioned, it's pretty simplistic as whole really but it's love. This is the only example on this list that's a happily ever after kiss. Mainly because it's a period piece, so you can have a happily ever after kiss sort of realistically. But you can feel the love.
It's kind of makes you want to slap your boy friend just because he never looks at you the way Mr Darcy is looking at Elisabeth. He's not just lusting after her, although there is that, he's in love with her and just happy to finally have her.
I adore the fact that for a couple that is always fighting - their first kiss is not a Slap, Slap Kiss. It's just romantic and hugely satisfying to watch.
AND FINALLY... Drum roll please.
1. Veronica and Logan - Veronica Mars, Weapons of Class Destruction (01.18)
The best kiss you never even knew you wanted.
Sure they yelled at each other, and I guess you could say that a couple of episodes before they were starting to get some kind of connection. But mostly that connection was not hating each other... It had nowhere near progressed to the point of possible hook up. In fact any possible flirtation between the two of them had been forgotten for the whole episode leading up to this point. Even if I liked Logan better, I pretty much thought Duncan or possibly Weaval would be the love interest.
Logan had just attempted to save Veronica's life... even if it turns out she wasn't in danger after all, so I guess a kiss of gratitude is kind of understood. This kiss differs from a simple, thank you for saving my life/thank god we're alive kiss because it continues. Veronica kisses Logan, a shocking move even she doesn't understand - you can see from her face. It would be understandable to expect the kiss to be forgotten or kept secret, similar to Rory and Jess's kiss above. It might have been a starting point for the will they won't they plot that would follow, an added aspect of awkward that could be played off. But one move changes all this.
Instead of standing there stupefied, Logan grabs Veronica and kisses her back. This time there is no doubt of the implications. They both want it... bad. It ends, again like Rory and Jess, with Veronica fleeing the scene. But unlike Rory and Jess, these two don't mess about. There's no point denying their feelings now. Shown best of course through one of their famous lingering stares. I swear these two do a meaningful look like no one else. In fact their meaningful looks are the only reason the final ever episode is so easy to read.
In the words of the writers - it was always Veronica and Logan.
Well that's that. You've read the novel now watch the movie... here.
You know you love me, xoxo
Anyway back to the subject of today's lesson. My all time favorite kisses from the wonderful world of television drama. This is only my incredibly biased opinion of course. I don't want to create some kind of shipping war. CHILL!
In the hopes of creating some manor of suspense I will begin with number 10 and work my way down.
10. Kurt and Dave Karofsky - Glee, Never Been Kissed (02.06)
The only reason this is at number 10 is because it's so incredibly new... I mean it only aired last week but it was so shocking and so fabulous I couldn't not put it in here (excuse the double negative).
With an episode title like "Never Been Kissed" some form of smooching is to be expected. But when I signed on I didn't not expect the kiss to come from homophobic jock and general jerk-ass Dave Karofsky.
But we know what homophobia really means.
It's not all that innovative - macho high-school is really hiding a dark secret, Buffy anyone? But it's the context that it's placed that makes it so awesome.
Kurt has just been serenaded by Harry Potter (with help from a choir of hotties) and dammit if he is not going to stand up for himself. He certainly stands up for himself - only to be cut down to size once again when instead of beating the crap of him Karofsky plants one on him right there in the mens locker room. I literally squealed.
Of course it ends up being sad because there is no way Karofsky's coming out any time soon and Kurts first kiss wasn't with the boy he's crushing on. Yet still for bullied gays everywhere - yay!
9. Mal and Inara - Firefly, Our Mrs. Reynolds (01.06)
Yes there does always have to be one Joss on here... but there's a reason for that... he does good. I could have gone with quite a few different first kisses within Joss's worlds. Buffy/Angel being the most obvious but new favorites Echo and Paul and getting up there. The reason I chose this one is because it's just so perfect for the characters.Mal and Inara clearly have the whole will they won't they Taming of the Shrew thing going on. But they are both so stubborn that there is no what either of them is going to give in to the other and admit that they love each other. Therefore to get them to actually kiss, well that takes some skill but a life or death situation will usually do the trick it's even better if somehow you can kiss them without the other person knowing.
Poor Inara thinks she's got away with it too, but alas that would be too easy for Joss. Turns out Mal ingested poison from the last girl he kissed (yes I just said that) which transfers to Inara when she kisses him.
This kiss is even more perfect because it teases a relationship upgrade that is never going to happen because well the show got canceled (it still hurts to talk about) and well it's Joss did we really want them to get together - no good can come from that.
8. Rory and Jess - Gilmore Girls, I Can't Get Started (02.22)
Some might say I should have gone with Lorelai and Luke's first kiss, but as much as I fan girl squealed when that happened there is something about the innocence of this kiss that makes it special. I guess I have to come clean - and am and always have been on board the HMAS Rory and Jess. Sure Dean was sweet (at least in the beginning) and I guess Logan was amusing some of the time... but no one suited Rory quite like Jess did.
Way before Logan made her steal a boat Jess showed us that Rory really was a bad ass at heart. I should mention that she has a boyfriend at the time of this kiss a boyfriend she continues to date long after this kiss even though it's clear to anyone with eyes that she fancies the pants of Jess.
The best part about this kiss is that it really seems to capture the confusion of adolescence. Rory really has no idea what she's doing and the fact that she runs away well I guess it reminds me of being young again and having no control over your hormones (or me now for that matter).
7. Rose and The Doctor - Doctor Who, New Earth (02.01)
I'm gonna ruffle a couple of feathers with this one, but I don't care. I call it as I see it.
Even if you're not a fan of the Romantic subtext in Russell T. Davies new series of Doctor who you have to see the awesomeness of this kiss. Try to place it in contest. It's before The Doctor kissed everyone of his companions every season. This is the one that set the trend. Well I guess technically the Bad Wolf kiss did but that was different. I'm referring to Rose's first kiss with the tenth Doctor - not the Doctor in general.
Some might pass this kiss of as out of their control. Rose is possessed by Cassandra at the time, so technically she doesn't have control of her actions. But it's clear that there is a hell of a lot of pent up sexual tension between these too. If only by the Doctor's reaction. He's not shocked when she kisses him... I'm just saying, don't shoot me.
This kiss is great because it gives the viewers what they really want without affecting the "No sex for the Doctor" rules. It's kind of ruined a bit by the fact that every season seems to find a new crazy way for the Doctor to kiss his companion. Although the make out session between the Doctor and Amy Pond in Season 5 ran a close second if only because Amy Pond finally had the guts to do what we've all wanted to forever.
6. Pacey and Joey - Dawson's Creek, Cinderella Story (03.17)
All I can say is THANK GOD they exhausted the Dawson/Joey romance by the end of season two because the UST between them was nadda. Also it paved way for the best coupling of the entire series.
Pacey and Joey will always be close to my heart because it was the TV show I grew up with, the relationship I rooted for most of all.
By now you must have realised... I'm kind of a fan of the Slap, Slap Kiss moments and this definitely follows trend. Unlike some of the previous examples this one doesn't come out of nowhere. Joey and Pacey have always fought, which, if television has taught us, means that they will hook up at some stage. Then they have been spending a lot of time together, both just out of serious relationships. Dawson even asked Pacey to look after Joey - that's basically giving his blessing (even if he does go back on it later). So we knew this was going to happen, they just made us wait a bloody long time (17 episodes long) to see it.
The anticipation that made it exciting and the fact that it didn't disappoint made it one of my all time favorite first kisses.
5. Ross and Rachel - Friends, The One Where Ross Finds Out (02.07)
I know, I know... It's a major cliche. But there's a reason why this kiss makes everyone list. Think back to a time before we had been watching Ross and Rachel break-up and make-up for 10 years to the point where we just want to glue them together. It was a simpler innocent time. Before the phrase "we were on a break" was even uttered. A time when all we wanted was for these to love birds to tell each other what everyone knew - they were meant to be.
It's perfect. Ross has loved Rachel since high school, but Rachel was too bitchy and stuck up to notice that is until he gets himself a girlfriend. There is nothing like jealously to wake the heart up. It's played perfectly as well, funny yet somehow heartwarming at the same time. This kiss won an Emmy for christ sake! That's got to count for something. It was one of those rare moments that the TV show gave the audience exactly what they wanted and people still kept on watching (even after the third break-up). I don't care how many times I see it, it still makes my heart go giddy up.
4. Chuck and Blair - Gossip Girl, Victor, Victrola (01.07)
I don't think any list about television romances could be complete without Chuck and Blair anymore. They are the people you hate to love... I mean seriously they are horrible people and they have all the money in the world yet you can't help but root for them. Originally the beta couple for the series, behind Serena and Dan the soon took over Mr and Mrs Boring to become one of the most fascinating duos on television today. There is nothing more wonderful then seeing two people who think that they can control everything fall in love. Because it's the one thing you cannot control.
Despite the fact that I love this romance (to the extent that I sometimes fast forward the other storyline just to get to the bits about them) this kiss is on here because of the way aesthetics. This kiss is about lust, and desperation but what makes it stand out is the fact that it's still manages to be sweet. Everything from the way Blair slides towards chuck to the way he asked "You Sure" it's just about the sweetest desperate, late night, revenge hook up ever.
Like or leave it, it certainly sets up what's to come in the tempestuous will they wont they relationship that follows.
3. Sookie and Eric - True Blood, I Smell a Rat (03.10)
Two words - TEAM ERIC!
Bias admitted, this kiss is hot. Don't even deny it. Even you Bill shippers out there can see the URST between these two. But I mean honestly - who wouldn't have URST with Eric. Well mine would be resolved pretty quickly but you get that. Before you say it - yet they did kiss before, and it was hot as well, but that was a dream sequence so it doesn't really count as their first kiss.
But that's not the reason this kiss is here. This kiss is number 3 in my list because Sookie has more passion, love and tension in this one Kiss with Eric than she had in her entire relationship with Bill.
It's another case of we knew it was coming, it's been coming since they first met even if you haven't read the books you can see that. Whether or not you wanted it to happen... it was going too so many a Truebie held their breath as Eric FINALLY went for it. Sookie tries to resist, but her hearts clearly not in it. Any kiss that can cause this much pleasure and pain within the fan base is something exceptional and worth recognition.
I can't wait for next season - if you've read the books you'll know what I'm talking about.
2. Elisabeth and Mr Darcy - Pride and Prejudice BBC, Episode 6 (01.06)
Pride and Prejudice is one of the greatest love stories ever told (just behind Romeo and Juliet) as well as the reason I have such unrealistic expectation of men. So many different versions to choose from - but really only one choice. It's probably best known for the bit with the lake but this kiss is a perfect climax.
It's all about delayed gratification. It takes 6 whole hours to get to this kiss, and it's well worth the wait. It's not as sexy as some of the others mentioned, it's pretty simplistic as whole really but it's love. This is the only example on this list that's a happily ever after kiss. Mainly because it's a period piece, so you can have a happily ever after kiss sort of realistically. But you can feel the love.
It's kind of makes you want to slap your boy friend just because he never looks at you the way Mr Darcy is looking at Elisabeth. He's not just lusting after her, although there is that, he's in love with her and just happy to finally have her.
I adore the fact that for a couple that is always fighting - their first kiss is not a Slap, Slap Kiss. It's just romantic and hugely satisfying to watch.
AND FINALLY... Drum roll please.
1. Veronica and Logan - Veronica Mars, Weapons of Class Destruction (01.18)
The best kiss you never even knew you wanted.
Sure they yelled at each other, and I guess you could say that a couple of episodes before they were starting to get some kind of connection. But mostly that connection was not hating each other... It had nowhere near progressed to the point of possible hook up. In fact any possible flirtation between the two of them had been forgotten for the whole episode leading up to this point. Even if I liked Logan better, I pretty much thought Duncan or possibly Weaval would be the love interest.
Logan had just attempted to save Veronica's life... even if it turns out she wasn't in danger after all, so I guess a kiss of gratitude is kind of understood. This kiss differs from a simple, thank you for saving my life/thank god we're alive kiss because it continues. Veronica kisses Logan, a shocking move even she doesn't understand - you can see from her face. It would be understandable to expect the kiss to be forgotten or kept secret, similar to Rory and Jess's kiss above. It might have been a starting point for the will they won't they plot that would follow, an added aspect of awkward that could be played off. But one move changes all this.
Instead of standing there stupefied, Logan grabs Veronica and kisses her back. This time there is no doubt of the implications. They both want it... bad. It ends, again like Rory and Jess, with Veronica fleeing the scene. But unlike Rory and Jess, these two don't mess about. There's no point denying their feelings now. Shown best of course through one of their famous lingering stares. I swear these two do a meaningful look like no one else. In fact their meaningful looks are the only reason the final ever episode is so easy to read.
In the words of the writers - it was always Veronica and Logan.
Well that's that. You've read the novel now watch the movie... here.
You know you love me, xoxo
Friday, September 17, 2010
True Blood awesomeness - Preview
I just watched the True Blood season 3 final and it blew me away. I can't say too much because it has not yet aired in Australia but just you wait.
I have read the books - so I pretty much thought I knew what was going to happen (in a round about way) but it was just epic. The only problem is that I have to wait forever for the next season to start! SUX!
But it does mean that we have months of predictions and guesses (all spoiler free of course) ahead of us.
For those of you who have not yet entered into the wonderful world of Sookie Stackhouse either on television or in print here is something to wet your appetite...
Also I'm in Paris... and well this ones for my Mum.
By the way, we walked all the way down the Champs Elysees and it was a rather busy... boulevard.
More tales from London and such coming tomorrow.
xx,
Von
I have read the books - so I pretty much thought I knew what was going to happen (in a round about way) but it was just epic. The only problem is that I have to wait forever for the next season to start! SUX!
But it does mean that we have months of predictions and guesses (all spoiler free of course) ahead of us.
For those of you who have not yet entered into the wonderful world of Sookie Stackhouse either on television or in print here is something to wet your appetite...
Also I'm in Paris... and well this ones for my Mum.
By the way, we walked all the way down the Champs Elysees and it was a rather busy... boulevard.
More tales from London and such coming tomorrow.
xx,
Von
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
My dreamboat and his petticoats...
I'm sure you are all super worried about the why's and how's of our night on the West End. Stop the presses because your wait is no more. I know this is supposed to be mum's holiday and that she can make all the decisions because I have a WHOLE year to go back and do whatever takes my fancy. But if you have ever tried to travel with my mother you might know that she is not particularly good at making decisions and especially not when under pressure. So as we waited in the line at tkts (as explained in the last updates) it was just too much for my poor old mum, there were just too many choices and the 20 minutes it took to get to the end of the line just wasn't long enough.
Ok so maybe that is not exactly how it happened... Maybe I had already looked up what all the shows where and knew exactly what was going on. But my mother does not like pressure so I was really just helping her out pre-emptively. Seeing as I knew what would be playing and I had had months to pour over the various shows and make an educated decision.
I asked myself:
What have I seen before? (Less importantly – What has mum seen before?)
How long is it playing?
What do I really want to see – Mamma Mia, Wicked, Oliver?
But in the end I made my decision based on eye candy.
Superficial, I know but as it turns out, it was well worth it.
I don't know if any of you saw a show called How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? If not, it's not really that important... but if you have seen please skip forward to the next marker.
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I few years ago now the English (rulers of reality TV) created a television show that is basically what I have been waiting for reality TV to make for years. It consisted of 12 hopeful (both professional and unprofessional performers vying for the role of Maria in Andrew Loyld Webber's new production of The Sound of Music. It was fabulous! They sung, they danced, they wore some of the most hideous outfits on television and in the end the British public crowned Connie the winner.
Because we live in at the ass end of the earth it took about three years for the tapes to be sent (by telegram I supposed) to UKTV and it aired last year. I watched it avidly and had I been able to I might have even voted (well probably not, but I might have thought about it). And before you ask, yes I watched it with my mum, but my grandmother was a fan as well. Mum and I would rush home on a Thursday evening to catch the latest performances followed immediately by the eliminations.
I thought this couldn't possibly get any better... I was wrong.
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The next show they chose to make was Any Dream Will Do? Which followed basically the same premise as Maria only this time they were searching for Joseph in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat and you know what that means – BOYS! The girls were pretty enough, but there was no real talent and they dressed so badly that it was impossible to find them sexy. The boys on the other hand were definitely sexy. Not all of them of course but as a rule they were much better looking then the girls.
Now if you ask my mum she will have only one name on her lips and I have to admit that he is really quite fit. Even though it is still majorly gross when you hear your mother talk about “doing” some guy that is almost the same age as you... but that's something for my therapist to deal with later on. The guy in question is of course the beautiful Lee Mead.
He may have won the competition but there was was another who stole my heart.
Mr Ben Ellis!
I can't help it he makes my knees go all weak and stuff.
He was eliminated in like the 2nd last week! It was horrible – especially as it brought back memories of when Rob Mills was eliminated from Australian Idol.
Anyway because it took too long for Any Dream Will Do? to air in Australia the Production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat (starring mum's honey Lee) had already finished... Unfortunately it meant that the production of Hairspray that stared none other then BEN ELLIS himself had also ended.
Sadness abounds!
But do not despair because both these boys had moved on to bigger and better things. Lee was staring in Wicked. Which was awesomely good because mum had just seen the Australian production so she wasn't that keen to see it again. Which meant that I was free to point her in the direction of Dreamboats and Petticoats the cast of which had recently been joined by a youngster by the name of Ben James-Ellis (he changed his name for some union crap I mean reason).
So the moment I saw Dreamboats and Petticoats on the list... and that the tickets were half price, there was no turning back.
Boy am I glad I didn't. The show was fantastic. It had all this great early sixties music which mum loved (I did too but not in the same nostalgic way as her).
It was as if Ben had been made for the part of smooth talking crooner, Norman (yes really Norman). I swooned the moment he walked on the stage and took the mic (especially when he ripped open his shirt – but don't tell my father). He's got a bit of pudge that makes him all the more cuter. So by the time he came out at for the encore of “Let's Twist Again” I couldn't help myself but get up and dance!
Don't freak out with embarrassment, everyone else was dancing too. It was sooo much fun.
If you want a fun easy night out... where you don't have to think but you do get to have a good time then I would suggest seeing Dreamboats and Petticoats.
That was the tale of my future lover (well one of many).
Stay tuned for more London shenanigans!
xx
Von
Saturday, September 11, 2010
An Australian in London.
Ok it's official.... I love it here. I may never leave (but shhh don't tell my mum).
The first thing I have to say is that the weather has been fantastic! All those people who complain that it's cold and rainy here are wingers. I have been caught in the rain ONCE since I arrived here. Every time I think, the rain has finally caught up with us it starts to fine up again... usually just in time for us to start touristing (e.g walking and open top busing).
The first day we got here (the day I wrote my last blog) I was smashed with jetlag... But I thought I have to get out and see something. I can't just hide away in my hotel room when I have come all this way (even though that is what I desperately wanted to do).
*Travel Fact*
Sleeping Pills don't help with jetlag, they just make you more tired...
So after what was too short a nap I forced myself and my aged mother out of the hotel room and onto the street. Luckily the hotel room we booked (on "otels.com") was in a FANTASTIC location. It's the City Inn Westminster and it is literally a 3 minute walk to the Houses of Parliament (BIG BEN), Westminster Abbey and the London Eye. So even though we were out of the hotel room for about 30 mins in total we actually saw heaps and did not feel at all bad when we went right on back to the room ordered some room service and passed out for about 17 hours.
*Nerd Fact*
Nerdsicles out there might recognise this location from the Doctor and Rose's first adventure against the Autons.
By the way - I have not stopped smiling like that since I arrived here!
The good thing about many sleeps is that the next day I was fully prepared to tourist like a mad woman, which is exactly what we did.
Me and mum being a new breed of lazy tourist decided to do The Original London Sightseeing Tour (according to the website it's award winning). I know it sounds lame and as I said it is the lazy way to to tourist but it was actually fantastic! I would recommend it to anyone. It's really good in a big city like London because it's so hard to get around and if you can't read a map like me then it's difficult to navigate yourself. With this bus all you have to do is wait outside a landmark and it's bound to come around.
The City Sightseeing tours are also great if you don't have a lot of time in a city (especially if they have a live guide) - as we learnt later in out travels.
Back to travel journalness...
The first thing we did was go into Leicester Square to pick up some cheap West End tickets. Now I am paranoid, I was so freaked out by various travel guides that I would not go near anything that wasn't the OFFICIAL tkts booth. It took a while to find it the brochure we had said it was in the clock tour building. We spent about half an hour wandering around Leicester looking up until we realised it was right in the middle! Ok lame out of towners... I was surprised we weren't mugged. Walking around with various maps looking lost. But like I said we found it.
Yeah there was a bit of a line. But we were there when it opened and it moved pretty quickly.
This ticket office opens at 10am.
*Travel Fact*
If you're going to be traveling in England then you best get used to scenes like this because the Pohms they like to queue.
The wait was well worth it though because not only did we get half price tickets to a show but they were fantastic seats. I'm talking in the stalls about 10 rows from the front. The show that we, well I say we but I really mean me, chose to see comes with a bit of a story. More on that later.
After we had procured tickets we headed of on another adventure. We decided to take advantage of the walking tour that came free with the Bus Service. We had no idea what it was but it seemed like a good idea. So off me and mum trotted towards Trafalgar Square where the tour left from.
It turns out it is a tour for the changing of the guard... only it was a non changing of the guard day. I know it's one of those things that I still really want to see but it turned out to be a good thing that it wasn't on for a few reasons. There were a total of 3 people in our tour group including me and mum and we had TWO tour guides. We got up close and personal with the changing of the horses and we got way closer to buckingham palace then you would if it was a guard changing day. So I would recommend going on a non guard changing day you'll learn more and see more and you won't been crush by the masse. Plus you'll be cooler because you knew it would be better on a non guard day.
There you go now your in the know.
We were pretty much buggered after this... and did I mention that we had forgotten to get breakfast! I would recommend that you always get breakfast when you are touristing... and maybe just in general.
*Life Fact*
Always eat breakfast... it's the most important meal of the day.
We were so hungry we got a sandwich at a small sort of deli place that might have been the front for some kind of drug pushers. But I was so hungry I didn't care. What I find strange is that the English don't eat much salad and after all that travel and bad food and not enough and too much sleep all I really wanted was a salad sandwich. What I had to settle for is an egg sandwich with lettuce and cucumber. Weird. But it was only the first day we were in the country and we didn't really have a feel for the place and where to eat and all that yet. Now we do.
*Travel Fact*
This may only be new and different for us Aussies but if you're in the UK and good place to get healthy/nice/fresh and reasonably priced food is at Pret a Manger (ready to eat).
After the weird ass sandwich we got back on the bus and headed out to the British Museum.
This Place is EPIC --------->
So epic that it wasn't the best idea to attempt to see it all in about an hour... but we were short on time and like I said we are lazy tourists. The only thing I wanted to see was the relief from the Parthenon and it was worth navigating the maze that is this museum to see it.
I will have to go back to have a closer look.
After the worlds shorted trip through history we got back onto the bus and headed out towards the tower... as in The Tower of London!
The tower is full of fun history stuff and guards and torture and mystery. It was fun and all but it wasn't my favourite part of London. I'm not a huge fan of the whole looking at weapons thing but I do like the building and for someone who loves shiny things I wasn't that impressed with the crown jewels (I've seen better). I'm glad I saw it but I don't think I'll rush back in a hurry but if I did I would go on the tour so that I could learn more about all the history and stuff.
*Travel Fact*
DON'T take picture of the crown Jewels... They don't like it and they make you figure out how to delete the photo of your stupid and difficult new camera. I'm pretty sure I'm on some kind of list now. But there were no signs saying not to take photos.
So after this debacle we caught the bus almost to our door and prepared ourself for a night on the west end. And a chance to look at one of the many possible future Mr Yvonne Popplewell's
Ok so you get it now - Hop on Hop off Tours = Good!
Check back soon for the tale of...
Love from the land of history...
Von
xoxo
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Joss Whedon, Journeys and Jetlag
Ok so uber much has happened since my last post... So here's what you missed.
There was an election... but no one won.
Bob Catter for Prime Minister.
There is a Green in the the house of Reps... Way to represent Adam Brant.
Only one more episode of True Blood season 3.
AND
I was in the same room as Joss Whedon!
I know some of you are saying - who the hell is Joss Whedon and why are you so excited about breathing the same air as him... to those people I say "grrr arhg". If your still have no idea what I'm talking about I say, Google It. Otherwise all you have to know is that on Sunday 29th August at the Sydney Opera House I achieved one of my dreams.
In case you didn't know, I want to be a writer (duh). Any kind of writer would do but I guess it's no secret that there is a specific kind of writer in my mind when I say that.
One like this:
(That's Joss Whedon btw)
I want to create something so amazing that people are still in love with the characters for years after it's cancelled (and it will be cancelled like anything good).
I want to create something like this:
Yes that is "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" - only like the greatest television show ever. It was such a ground breaking show that it was the first to tell is that bad ass blonde vampires are way hotter then boring broody brunettes (See, Angel/Spike or Bill/Eric).
Anyway here are some highlights of the show.
So Joss came out on Concert Hall stage at the Opera House (I had grand seats, I could almost smell him). He talked about wonderful things but most importantly he talked about the "why".
Why did so many people come to see a writer talk?
Why do people love his shows?
And why does he continually write adolescent girls with super powers?
Apparently it comes from the dark place (but not the lady part). FEAR! Which is as a writer is like duh! I mean I'm pretty sure most writers write out of fear. But it was nice to know I am not the only crazy loner person who creates characters that are both there to rescue me and are manifestations of myself.
Writing tip - Always write from the Dark Place.
So he talked about writing for a bit - I was in such a fangirl haze that I can't really remember the details. All I know is it was awesome!
Then guess who came out to interview him - Will Anderson.
Ok so I should have guessed that after years of listening to him talk about Buffy on his Triple J radio show. It was one of my highlights of the week as I glued my ears to his hilarious but loving commentary of my favourite show. In fact the day after the last episode of Buffy aired in Australia they had a special morning panel about Buffy and Will was one of the panellist.
After we watched will fan fap himself over being able to talk to Joss Whedon there was question time by the audience. Some of the questions were worth while some were not... In fact there were two questions about the lameness of Twilight. The first one was a little bit more subtle then the second but I mean come one people GET OVER IT, your wasting valuable Joss time. Which is exactly why I didn't ask a question - I wasn't capable of making sentences at the time, it would have turned out something like "Hi, umm, arghhhhh, yeah, I love you, and umm, can I touch you?" As I will one day be working with him I thought it wouldn't be appropriate.
The day ended with Joss sort of jumping of Will Anderson and hugging him (making his and my life a little bit more complete).
Also I travelled to England!
Yes that's right... I made the long arduous Journey from the merry old land of Oz to the motherland.
The less said about the journey the better I think.
It was long... really really really long. Like really really really long. Next time I'm like "I wanna visit the other side of the world I shall think twice" it was so long.
But apart from that it was good. Not bumpy and I even got some sleep. Emirates was lovely I would recommend them and all that.
I didn't spend enough time in Dubai to talk much but the airport was bloody busy for 5am in the morning. When did the world get so many people? It was scary. But I have pretty much learnt that airports are just the same anywhere... lots of shops and bars such.
Like this:
Not all that interesting really.
I made it to London (FINALLY) and me and mum caught the fast train to London. There is free Wifi on the train - EPIC! We ended up at PADDINGTON STATION! Totally a true story.
Is that Paddington Station? Why yes, yes it is.
It's 2 am in the morning and I am starting to feel tired again. Damn jetlag. So I am outs... Check back for more soon.
xx,
Von
There was an election... but no one won.
Bob Catter for Prime Minister.
There is a Green in the the house of Reps... Way to represent Adam Brant.
Only one more episode of True Blood season 3.
AND
I was in the same room as Joss Whedon!
I know some of you are saying - who the hell is Joss Whedon and why are you so excited about breathing the same air as him... to those people I say "grrr arhg". If your still have no idea what I'm talking about I say, Google It. Otherwise all you have to know is that on Sunday 29th August at the Sydney Opera House I achieved one of my dreams.
In case you didn't know, I want to be a writer (duh). Any kind of writer would do but I guess it's no secret that there is a specific kind of writer in my mind when I say that.
One like this:
(That's Joss Whedon btw)
I want to create something so amazing that people are still in love with the characters for years after it's cancelled (and it will be cancelled like anything good).
I want to create something like this:
Yes that is "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" - only like the greatest television show ever. It was such a ground breaking show that it was the first to tell is that bad ass blonde vampires are way hotter then boring broody brunettes (See, Angel/Spike or Bill/Eric).
Anyway here are some highlights of the show.
So Joss came out on Concert Hall stage at the Opera House (I had grand seats, I could almost smell him). He talked about wonderful things but most importantly he talked about the "why".
Why did so many people come to see a writer talk?
Why do people love his shows?
And why does he continually write adolescent girls with super powers?
Apparently it comes from the dark place (but not the lady part). FEAR! Which is as a writer is like duh! I mean I'm pretty sure most writers write out of fear. But it was nice to know I am not the only crazy loner person who creates characters that are both there to rescue me and are manifestations of myself.
Writing tip - Always write from the Dark Place.
So he talked about writing for a bit - I was in such a fangirl haze that I can't really remember the details. All I know is it was awesome!
Then guess who came out to interview him - Will Anderson.
Ok so I should have guessed that after years of listening to him talk about Buffy on his Triple J radio show. It was one of my highlights of the week as I glued my ears to his hilarious but loving commentary of my favourite show. In fact the day after the last episode of Buffy aired in Australia they had a special morning panel about Buffy and Will was one of the panellist.
After we watched will fan fap himself over being able to talk to Joss Whedon there was question time by the audience. Some of the questions were worth while some were not... In fact there were two questions about the lameness of Twilight. The first one was a little bit more subtle then the second but I mean come one people GET OVER IT, your wasting valuable Joss time. Which is exactly why I didn't ask a question - I wasn't capable of making sentences at the time, it would have turned out something like "Hi, umm, arghhhhh, yeah, I love you, and umm, can I touch you?" As I will one day be working with him I thought it wouldn't be appropriate.
The day ended with Joss sort of jumping of Will Anderson and hugging him (making his and my life a little bit more complete).
Also I travelled to England!
Yes that's right... I made the long arduous Journey from the merry old land of Oz to the motherland.
The less said about the journey the better I think.
It was long... really really really long. Like really really really long. Next time I'm like "I wanna visit the other side of the world I shall think twice" it was so long.
But apart from that it was good. Not bumpy and I even got some sleep. Emirates was lovely I would recommend them and all that.
I didn't spend enough time in Dubai to talk much but the airport was bloody busy for 5am in the morning. When did the world get so many people? It was scary. But I have pretty much learnt that airports are just the same anywhere... lots of shops and bars such.
Like this:
Not all that interesting really.
I made it to London (FINALLY) and me and mum caught the fast train to London. There is free Wifi on the train - EPIC! We ended up at PADDINGTON STATION! Totally a true story.
Is that Paddington Station? Why yes, yes it is.
It's 2 am in the morning and I am starting to feel tired again. Damn jetlag. So I am outs... Check back for more soon.
xx,
Von
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Why am the worst election helper ever? - And other election nonsense.
Ok so if you didn't already know there is an election on on Saturday. Of course if your not in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) then you probably wouldn't know, in that case welcome to the wonders of democracy.
I sound uber discontent right? Well strangely enough I actually love the democratic process. I mean I was more excited to vote then I was to go to the pub when I turned 18. Since then there has only really been one party for me, and it's not just because it's my favourite colour.
See my previous post for details of the Greens awesome superpowers!
Anyway back to my problems (they are clearly more important than the country's).
I have always seen myself as rather political but I am just not very good at it. I try to get involved every election and every time I end up depressed with a bunch of left over pamphlets that I haven't given out.
See I can' talk to strangers unless I'm drunk and well I don't think many people will pay attention to a drunk person slurring on about policy then announcing "shut up - this is my song" before breaking out into a terrible rendition of Miss independent by Kelly Clarkson. So I just hide in my cupboard with a doona and a book (which is pretty much how I solve every problem.
But this time I thought it would be different. I've grown up so much, I hardly ever hide in my cupboard... mainly because I don't have one anymore but i still hide in the corner of my room - not very often tho. I face up to most things and I am still doing uni. I didn't drop out or give up or anything.
It's time I thought - It's time for me to do something useful!
I am sick of waiting for the world to change --- almost as much as John Mayer (I'm also waiting for him to be less of a wanker but I am starting except that some things just aren't possible).
So I signed up to help out at a booth on election day. Only I was kind of late in getting back so I missed the training day and I forgot to change my address so they dropped all the stuff off at my old house. So now I don't really know what I'm supposed to do and I have no stuff. I know what I have to do but it's hard and part of me just wants to pretend its not happening.
So I am going to have to go to my old house. Hope that the new owners haven't thrown out all the stuff. Pick it up and apologise for not changing my address. Then I will have to try to convince my mother and my boyfriend to come with me on Saturday to hand out how to vote cards so that I don't get bullied by all the Liberal and Labor people who know what's going on.
I NEED TO DO THIS! Because otherwise the poor people at Erina south will have no Greens representation... How will they know how to vote or more importantly how to let all the other people standing outside the polling both know exactly how they are going to vote. This is beyond me and my petty problems. I must rise above my stupid mistakes for the sake of the party.
Gah, I don't think I can do it!
But I must... I feel like Luke Skywalker when Ben Kenobi's all like - "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan" and he's all like "Who said I was going to Alderaan?"
Stay tuned for - me lying in the corner with my doona reading True Blood.
But not before...
xx
I sound uber discontent right? Well strangely enough I actually love the democratic process. I mean I was more excited to vote then I was to go to the pub when I turned 18. Since then there has only really been one party for me, and it's not just because it's my favourite colour.
See my previous post for details of the Greens awesome superpowers!
Anyway back to my problems (they are clearly more important than the country's).
I have always seen myself as rather political but I am just not very good at it. I try to get involved every election and every time I end up depressed with a bunch of left over pamphlets that I haven't given out.
See I can' talk to strangers unless I'm drunk and well I don't think many people will pay attention to a drunk person slurring on about policy then announcing "shut up - this is my song" before breaking out into a terrible rendition of Miss independent by Kelly Clarkson. So I just hide in my cupboard with a doona and a book (which is pretty much how I solve every problem.
But this time I thought it would be different. I've grown up so much, I hardly ever hide in my cupboard... mainly because I don't have one anymore but i still hide in the corner of my room - not very often tho. I face up to most things and I am still doing uni. I didn't drop out or give up or anything.
It's time I thought - It's time for me to do something useful!
I am sick of waiting for the world to change --- almost as much as John Mayer (I'm also waiting for him to be less of a wanker but I am starting except that some things just aren't possible).
So I signed up to help out at a booth on election day. Only I was kind of late in getting back so I missed the training day and I forgot to change my address so they dropped all the stuff off at my old house. So now I don't really know what I'm supposed to do and I have no stuff. I know what I have to do but it's hard and part of me just wants to pretend its not happening.
So I am going to have to go to my old house. Hope that the new owners haven't thrown out all the stuff. Pick it up and apologise for not changing my address. Then I will have to try to convince my mother and my boyfriend to come with me on Saturday to hand out how to vote cards so that I don't get bullied by all the Liberal and Labor people who know what's going on.
I NEED TO DO THIS! Because otherwise the poor people at Erina south will have no Greens representation... How will they know how to vote or more importantly how to let all the other people standing outside the polling both know exactly how they are going to vote. This is beyond me and my petty problems. I must rise above my stupid mistakes for the sake of the party.
Gah, I don't think I can do it!
But I must... I feel like Luke Skywalker when Ben Kenobi's all like - "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan" and he's all like "Who said I was going to Alderaan?"
Stay tuned for - me lying in the corner with my doona reading True Blood.
But not before...
xx
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Where the Greens stand 2010 - Why they will be getting my vote... :)
This is the first time I have seen anyone in this election actually say they are going to DO something! Also they are pro Gay Marriage and that's a deal breaker for me.
xx,
Von
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Preparations and Election Boredem.
All year I have been stressing, I'm going over seas but I also knew that this year would be an election year. I was worried that the election would be called after I had left and I would have to figure out postal voting or miss out on voting all together. I haven't been this interested in the date of an election since the year I turned 18.
So you can imagine my relief when I our new FEMALE Prime Minister announced that the election would take place the week before I am due to depart, I wouldn't miss out on anything. But since then I have been nothing but disappointed. I mean this has to be one or the most boring election campaigns ever, not that I have experienced them.
This one is all the more disappointing because it should have been great. I mean let's face it, Julia and Tony have about ten times as much personality then John Howard and Kevin Rudd, but at least I didn't want to shoot myself with boredom last time. There seems to be an opposite effect. Whereas Kevin and John needed a whole team of people to give them a personality, Julia and Tony are trying their darnedest to have none at all.
Take the debate for instance, it should have been great, it should have been entertaining as hell. Instead it turned out to be a glorified press conference. I wanted to see some teeth people, show me some balls. It was not cool, and it is a representation of what's happening throughout the entire election.
Every one is just trying super hard not say anything... or do anything. God damn it (yes I will take the lords name in vain) I won't be voting for either of them.
Although as far as the other parties are concerned... I couldn't believe it but The Sunday Morning Herald accused the Green's of being watermelons - Green on the outside red in the middle. Yes that is right they called them communists. I mean come on what is the 1953? It just makes me so mad.
The good thing is that communist or no communist the Greens should win the balance of power.
More soon.
So you can imagine my relief when I our new FEMALE Prime Minister announced that the election would take place the week before I am due to depart, I wouldn't miss out on anything. But since then I have been nothing but disappointed. I mean this has to be one or the most boring election campaigns ever, not that I have experienced them.
This one is all the more disappointing because it should have been great. I mean let's face it, Julia and Tony have about ten times as much personality then John Howard and Kevin Rudd, but at least I didn't want to shoot myself with boredom last time. There seems to be an opposite effect. Whereas Kevin and John needed a whole team of people to give them a personality, Julia and Tony are trying their darnedest to have none at all.
Take the debate for instance, it should have been great, it should have been entertaining as hell. Instead it turned out to be a glorified press conference. I wanted to see some teeth people, show me some balls. It was not cool, and it is a representation of what's happening throughout the entire election.
Every one is just trying super hard not say anything... or do anything. God damn it (yes I will take the lords name in vain) I won't be voting for either of them.
Although as far as the other parties are concerned... I couldn't believe it but The Sunday Morning Herald accused the Green's of being watermelons - Green on the outside red in the middle. Yes that is right they called them communists. I mean come on what is the 1953? It just makes me so mad.
The good thing is that communist or no communist the Greens should win the balance of power.
More soon.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
NEWS! 24/06/2010 - Football and Finally a Female Prime Minister.
Ok so as I'm not quite sure what this blog is going to be about yet I'm just going to write about anything and everything that interests me... and you will read it and like it, Damn IT!
Two really important pieces of news took place today, both are bittersweet.
SPORT!
Socceroo's Die Trying
Yes even after the abysmal record the Socceroos have achieved this World Cup, I still forced myself out of bed at 4am this morning to watch their final match against Serbia. Now I will be the first ti admit that I don't really know much about football except that the general idea is to kick the ball into the other teams net. Yet I still enjoy watching the game especially at an international level.
Despite the fact that I know very little about the game, I reserve most of comments to the colour of their uniforms, even I was able to notice that Australia just wasn't that good. I mean the game against Germany was well, the less said about it the better and even the draw against Guarna could have been better. (Although I was starting to think that maybe the refs had a bias against us - two red cards in two games to a our two best chances of getting goals.)
But after this mornings efforts they have fully redeemed themselves in my eyes. For starters the didn't get a red card, so awesomely had 11 players for the full match. They manged to score 2 goals - that's got to be good and they won. OK so they did let Serbia get one, but that's not bad really. I know that they really aren't good enough to go through to the next round, and if we had have manged on of the crazy scenarios in which we might have got through chances are we would have been knocked out in the next round.
I think that next time we can do it, and I am determined to be there to watch it. It's just so much fun, yelling at the telly and I bet it would be more being there... even with those crazy horn thingys. You don't even have to know the rules, all you need to know is that your team is right and the other guy totally tripped him!
Also the guys are super cute -
Australia's First Female Prime Minister
So if you don't already know, google it. Julia Gillard is the new Prime Minister of I'm thinking a top 5 hottest soccer players - coming soon.
So there we have it -
What if # 2:
Went to the 2014 world cup. (Check back here in 4 years for an update).
POLITICS!
Australia, the first female Prime Minister and quite possibly, as she joked, the first red headed PM.
Ok so this is epic news, and possibly should have gone first... but it's early days so I'm not really sure what to say about it. I mean as a woman its AWESOME. I mean a female in charge of the whole country, I have been waiting for this since my year six trip to Canberra. And Julia Gillard is fabulous, I've always liked her... she's charismatic and for want of a better phrase - she's got balls. But I disagree with her on a lot of policy issues but I am going to give her a chance to prove herself.
First lets just take a moment to think about poor Kev (Kevin Rudd, former PM). The poor guy was already under so much stress then out of nowhere he gets kicked out. He was in a hard place and I don't know what I would have done in his position so I find it hard to judge him. It always seems like his heart is in the right place he just, well kind of boring. Lets face it, he was basicly rent-a-prime minister, only there because Australia is still so misogynistic Julia knew she wouldn't get elected on her own. But I defy anyone not to tear up during his concession speech this morning. I know that I cry in pretty much anything but this was really sad. He looked so... lost, I kind of wanted to hug him...
Let's all go to Canberra and give Kev a hug... He's a good guy he's just not tough enough for politics. Maybe I should offer to help him move out of the lodge?
If you need a hand Kev drop me a line...
I hope for the sake of woman's politics that Julia is able to win the election and actually do some good. Maybe she will get over her fear of refugees... and be a bit more generous and hopefully she will change her stance on gay marriage because homophobia is soooo gay. Who I choose to love is my choice, just the same as you. It's sad because I thought people would be over label love by now, but I guess not.
I think having her as leader is probably a good thing for the election... I mean Tony Abbot is just so anti woman that no intelligent women could possible vote for him. I think Julia is smart enough to pull us through this shit, I just hope the general public can see it.
Come on Julia you are one kick ass chick, lets make history - for a good reason.
Women in history is really interesting so watch out for the top 5 women of history.
For Further information visit - ABC News
Two really important pieces of news took place today, both are bittersweet.
SPORT!
Socceroo's Die TryingYes even after the abysmal record the Socceroos have achieved this World Cup, I still forced myself out of bed at 4am this morning to watch their final match against Serbia. Now I will be the first ti admit that I don't really know much about football except that the general idea is to kick the ball into the other teams net. Yet I still enjoy watching the game especially at an international level.
Despite the fact that I know very little about the game, I reserve most of comments to the colour of their uniforms, even I was able to notice that Australia just wasn't that good. I mean the game against Germany was well, the less said about it the better and even the draw against Guarna could have been better. (Although I was starting to think that maybe the refs had a bias against us - two red cards in two games to a our two best chances of getting goals.)
But after this mornings efforts they have fully redeemed themselves in my eyes. For starters the didn't get a red card, so awesomely had 11 players for the full match. They manged to score 2 goals - that's got to be good and they won. OK so they did let Serbia get one, but that's not bad really. I know that they really aren't good enough to go through to the next round, and if we had have manged on of the crazy scenarios in which we might have got through chances are we would have been knocked out in the next round.
I think that next time we can do it, and I am determined to be there to watch it. It's just so much fun, yelling at the telly and I bet it would be more being there... even with those crazy horn thingys. You don't even have to know the rules, all you need to know is that your team is right and the other guy totally tripped him!
Also the guys are super cute -
Australia's First Female Prime Minister
So if you don't already know, google it. Julia Gillard is the new Prime Minister of I'm thinking a top 5 hottest soccer players - coming soon.
So there we have it -
What if # 2:
Went to the 2014 world cup. (Check back here in 4 years for an update).
POLITICS!
Australia, the first female Prime Minister and quite possibly, as she joked, the first red headed PM.
Ok so this is epic news, and possibly should have gone first... but it's early days so I'm not really sure what to say about it. I mean as a woman its AWESOME. I mean a female in charge of the whole country, I have been waiting for this since my year six trip to Canberra. And Julia Gillard is fabulous, I've always liked her... she's charismatic and for want of a better phrase - she's got balls. But I disagree with her on a lot of policy issues but I am going to give her a chance to prove herself.
First lets just take a moment to think about poor Kev (Kevin Rudd, former PM). The poor guy was already under so much stress then out of nowhere he gets kicked out. He was in a hard place and I don't know what I would have done in his position so I find it hard to judge him. It always seems like his heart is in the right place he just, well kind of boring. Lets face it, he was basicly rent-a-prime minister, only there because Australia is still so misogynistic Julia knew she wouldn't get elected on her own. But I defy anyone not to tear up during his concession speech this morning. I know that I cry in pretty much anything but this was really sad. He looked so... lost, I kind of wanted to hug him...
Let's all go to Canberra and give Kev a hug... He's a good guy he's just not tough enough for politics. Maybe I should offer to help him move out of the lodge?
If you need a hand Kev drop me a line...
I hope for the sake of woman's politics that Julia is able to win the election and actually do some good. Maybe she will get over her fear of refugees... and be a bit more generous and hopefully she will change her stance on gay marriage because homophobia is soooo gay. Who I choose to love is my choice, just the same as you. It's sad because I thought people would be over label love by now, but I guess not.
I think having her as leader is probably a good thing for the election... I mean Tony Abbot is just so anti woman that no intelligent women could possible vote for him. I think Julia is smart enough to pull us through this shit, I just hope the general public can see it.
Come on Julia you are one kick ass chick, lets make history - for a good reason.
Women in history is really interesting so watch out for the top 5 women of history.
For Further information visit - ABC News
Monday, June 21, 2010
Bwarny is about to gain some muchness!
I found out today that I made one of the smallest mistakes, that just happens to have the biggest impact on my life.
And no I am not pregnant (so don't freak out there boyfriend). I didn't cheat either. Funnily enough this mistake has nothing to do with sex.
It is the stupidest thing I have ever done but I don't plan on telling you what it is. What I will tell you is that I am fed up with doing the right thing and waiting for life to come and fine me. I am determined to go out there and get what I want.
Ok so I don' exactly know what I want (it changes daily) but I know I don't ever want to be stuck in my parents house crying into my pillow playing "what if" in my mind.
All those what if's, all those crazy imaginary ideas and plans are going to move from dreams to reality.
Even if I fail miserably I am going to have one hell of an adventure trying.
What if # 1:
Start and continue to write a blog.
As you can see I started this little waste of time 2 years ago... but its about to experience rebirth (kick-ass Joss Whedon-vampire style).
So no one is actually reading this now and probably never will but fuck that at least I will leave something more than mascara on my pillow when I die.
And no I am not pregnant (so don't freak out there boyfriend). I didn't cheat either. Funnily enough this mistake has nothing to do with sex.
It is the stupidest thing I have ever done but I don't plan on telling you what it is. What I will tell you is that I am fed up with doing the right thing and waiting for life to come and fine me. I am determined to go out there and get what I want.
Ok so I don' exactly know what I want (it changes daily) but I know I don't ever want to be stuck in my parents house crying into my pillow playing "what if" in my mind.
All those what if's, all those crazy imaginary ideas and plans are going to move from dreams to reality.
Even if I fail miserably I am going to have one hell of an adventure trying.
What if # 1:
Start and continue to write a blog.
As you can see I started this little waste of time 2 years ago... but its about to experience rebirth (kick-ass Joss Whedon-vampire style).
So no one is actually reading this now and probably never will but fuck that at least I will leave something more than mascara on my pillow when I die.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Fan Fiction - The Princess Diaries Nine and a Half
All the Characters are Meg Cabot's. I don't own it I just love it. Find out all about Meg Cabot here.
Sunday September 27th, 10am Bathroom at The Loft.
Ok so I was just woken up by the sound of my phone ringing. I don't know what kind of person calls at 9.30 in the morning on a Sunday but my first though was Michael. He must have got my email by now. I know it has been two weeks and we are just friends now but I guess I thought that if I wrote back to him he might realize that he wanted me back.
It wasn't Michael it was JP. I was happy to hear from him but he's still not Michael.
Here's how the conversation went.
JP: Hi
Mia: Hi
JP: Hi
Mia: Hi
Ok so I know this conversation was going nowhere but I really had no idea what I was supposed to say. I know I kissed him and all but I still don't know what that means. Especially seeing as me and Michael are talking again.
JP: You don't regret what happened last night do you?
OMG! He knows I wrote back to Michael. I should have told him that I was having second thoughts and that I wasn't sure I was ready to start any relationship yet but instead I said.
Mia: No of course not, why would I? It's not like I have a boyfriend or anything.
I can't believe I just wrote that. I am the worst person the world.
JP: Actually I was asking about the whole not being a princess thing.
Mia: Oh right, well no I mean it all seems pretty great. I mean sure my Dad is mad right now but I'm sure he'll get over it. And with any luck Grandmere won’t ever want to speak to me again. It's not like I need princess lessons anymore.
NO MORE PRINCESS LESSONS! This is the greatest day ever!
JP: Well as long as you’re happy, I'm happy.
JP is so sweet! He really deserves someone better then me. I mean we just kissed and what do I do I email my ex boyfriend.
Mia: I'm Happy.
JP: So is it still ok if I come round today? You’re not grounded for freeing your country without your parent’s permission or anything.
Oh God that's right I said I'd hang out with JP today, what if he wants to kiss again. Do I want to kiss him? What if he comes round and Michael emails me back? What if Michael wants me back what am I going to say to JP? I am the worst. What am I talking about Michael and I are just friends now and Doctor Knutz says I should do something everyday that scares me.
Mia: I'm not grounded, but I have heaps of homework to do.
JP: I could help you if you want.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO SWEET?? I guess it wouldn't hurt for him to come around.
Mia: Ok, come round.
JP: I'm glad you said that because I am in front of your building right now.
WHAT!! So that is why I am sitting here in my own bathroom with the shower running writing in my journal and JP is sitting at my kitchen table with Mr G (my mum is still in bed like any normal person).
The moment I heard the door I only had time to grab my journal and some clothes and run to the bathroom. I couldn't let JP see me in my pajamas I mean they are the totally cute ones that I got with Lana that day we went shopping (because my mum threw out my Hello Kitty ones) but still...
YOU CAN"T LET A BOY YOU JUST KISSED LAST NIGHT SEE YOU IN YOU PAJAMAS!
Even if you don’t know what that kiss meant or what he expects from you now because of it.
I guess I can’t stay here forever. I can’t even move to Genovia anymore because I ruined that and now my dad is so angry at me… And I can’t even check to see if Michael replied to my email because I can’t let JP know that I wrote to him.
Why does this all happen to me?
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Sunday September 27th, 10am Bathroom at The Loft.
Ok so I was just woken up by the sound of my phone ringing. I don't know what kind of person calls at 9.30 in the morning on a Sunday but my first though was Michael. He must have got my email by now. I know it has been two weeks and we are just friends now but I guess I thought that if I wrote back to him he might realize that he wanted me back.
It wasn't Michael it was JP. I was happy to hear from him but he's still not Michael.
Here's how the conversation went.
JP: Hi
Mia: Hi
JP: Hi
Mia: Hi
Ok so I know this conversation was going nowhere but I really had no idea what I was supposed to say. I know I kissed him and all but I still don't know what that means. Especially seeing as me and Michael are talking again.
JP: You don't regret what happened last night do you?
OMG! He knows I wrote back to Michael. I should have told him that I was having second thoughts and that I wasn't sure I was ready to start any relationship yet but instead I said.
Mia: No of course not, why would I? It's not like I have a boyfriend or anything.
I can't believe I just wrote that. I am the worst person the world.
JP: Actually I was asking about the whole not being a princess thing.
Mia: Oh right, well no I mean it all seems pretty great. I mean sure my Dad is mad right now but I'm sure he'll get over it. And with any luck Grandmere won’t ever want to speak to me again. It's not like I need princess lessons anymore.
NO MORE PRINCESS LESSONS! This is the greatest day ever!
JP: Well as long as you’re happy, I'm happy.
JP is so sweet! He really deserves someone better then me. I mean we just kissed and what do I do I email my ex boyfriend.
Mia: I'm Happy.
JP: So is it still ok if I come round today? You’re not grounded for freeing your country without your parent’s permission or anything.
Oh God that's right I said I'd hang out with JP today, what if he wants to kiss again. Do I want to kiss him? What if he comes round and Michael emails me back? What if Michael wants me back what am I going to say to JP? I am the worst. What am I talking about Michael and I are just friends now and Doctor Knutz says I should do something everyday that scares me.
Mia: I'm not grounded, but I have heaps of homework to do.
JP: I could help you if you want.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO SWEET?? I guess it wouldn't hurt for him to come around.
Mia: Ok, come round.
JP: I'm glad you said that because I am in front of your building right now.
WHAT!! So that is why I am sitting here in my own bathroom with the shower running writing in my journal and JP is sitting at my kitchen table with Mr G (my mum is still in bed like any normal person).
The moment I heard the door I only had time to grab my journal and some clothes and run to the bathroom. I couldn't let JP see me in my pajamas I mean they are the totally cute ones that I got with Lana that day we went shopping (because my mum threw out my Hello Kitty ones) but still...
YOU CAN"T LET A BOY YOU JUST KISSED LAST NIGHT SEE YOU IN YOU PAJAMAS!
Even if you don’t know what that kiss meant or what he expects from you now because of it.
I guess I can’t stay here forever. I can’t even move to Genovia anymore because I ruined that and now my dad is so angry at me… And I can’t even check to see if Michael replied to my email because I can’t let JP know that I wrote to him.
Why does this all happen to me?
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Blacklist Update!
Blacklist Update!
I would like to Blacklist a few more items, I guess you could say I have a lot of anger to expel somewhere.
The black list currently consist of:
• The Lowenbrau, Sydney Australia (Mainly after 7.30pm)
• The Surf Café, Terrigal Beach, NSW Australia
The first item I would like to blacklist is a two for one…
BrandPower and Zoot Reviews!
THESE ARE NOT COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS THEY ARE ADDS PEOPLE!
This is an advertisement disguised as a non bias source of information. I know to me it sounds pretty obvious but there are lot of trusting people who are not quite as cynical as I am. These people actually believe that they are being told about the best deal they can get. This is not true, I don’t care if it is Georgie Parker telling you it does not mean that it is true.
I don’t personally have any problems with advertising and I am usually the first person to be sucked in by it. What I have a problem with is that it tries to pretend that it is not advertising. They are lying to me and that is upsetting that is why I am Blacklisting any product that uses this underhanded way of marketing their product. Do not let them treat us like we are morons.
I'll be back with more anger later.
I would like to Blacklist a few more items, I guess you could say I have a lot of anger to expel somewhere.
The black list currently consist of:
• The Lowenbrau, Sydney Australia (Mainly after 7.30pm)
• The Surf Café, Terrigal Beach, NSW Australia
The first item I would like to blacklist is a two for one…
BrandPower and Zoot Reviews!
THESE ARE NOT COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS THEY ARE ADDS PEOPLE!
This is an advertisement disguised as a non bias source of information. I know to me it sounds pretty obvious but there are lot of trusting people who are not quite as cynical as I am. These people actually believe that they are being told about the best deal they can get. This is not true, I don’t care if it is Georgie Parker telling you it does not mean that it is true.
I don’t personally have any problems with advertising and I am usually the first person to be sucked in by it. What I have a problem with is that it tries to pretend that it is not advertising. They are lying to me and that is upsetting that is why I am Blacklisting any product that uses this underhanded way of marketing their product. Do not let them treat us like we are morons.
I'll be back with more anger later.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Heroes and other niceties...
Yesterday I went to see the new movie IRONMAN, its one of the many blockbusters that are opening this year, but more on that later because first I want to talk about the best part of going to the movies, which is of course the trailers.
We walked into to see the trailers already started but we did get to see the bulk of this one.
I am almost ashamed to admit that I really want to see this movie. I loved the cartoon Speed Racer, which may be surprising seeing as I am not much one for car guys. But there was something about speed racer that was always just so sexy, even as a cartoon character. This movie just look fantasticly corny, and I always love Christina Ricci, I think she will be so cute in this film. If you have never head of Speed Racer then I urge you to look it up and then maybe I will find someone who is willing to see this movie with me.
Speed Racer is one sexy man, too bad he is already taken.
So thats my embarrassingly nerdy moment for the day down on to the next and possible the biggest movie of the year.
That's right ladies he's back and I cannot wait to see what kid of adventures are coming his way this time. Even though, lets face it Harrison ford is not as sexy as he was when he first introduced us to the charismatic Indie I am sure he will be his usual witty self.
Anyway now we have Shia LaBeouf as eye candy and I am really excited that the have brought back Marion Ravenwood for Raiders of the Lost Arch as Indie's love interest. I am sure that I will have no trouble finding someone to come and see this movie with me... Now I feel bad for Speed Racer.
Anyway back to the point - IRONMAN. I have to admit that even though I love Superhero movies I was mostly drawn to this by Robert Downey Jr.
I mean he does have to be a very sexy man (drug addictions aside). But in the end I was pleasantly surprised by this film. Once you get past the whole America good everyone else bad thing there is actually a good message to this film - the only way to stop people using weapons is to build a better weapon and blow them up.
Ok so maybe it's not the best message but still Robert Downey Jr has a very nice body in the film and that is pretty hard to go past. Even Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't ruin it with her less then warm exterior because it actually works for the oh so familiar character of the assistant who loves her playboy boss. This movie is cool, it shows that you can become a superhero even without any special powers while you are being held captive by terrorists. Well you do have to be a genius though.
I defiantly have to get me one of those suits I mean they are uber cool. IRONMAN can come save me any day. All in all I say that this film is well worth a look.
Now we come to the other important thing I need to discus.
Robin Hood Season 2.
I don't know if anybody else watches this but if you do and you haven't seen what happens in the end of the season then please stop reading now.
I hate whoever wrote this series, who ever decided that what happened at the end was going to happen is mean and I do not like them at all. I am a hopeless romantic and I like a happy ending. I think that two people who love each other should be together. One of them is not supposed to die! I won't tell you which one but can tell you that I cried and I cried and I cried.
To think that I actually liked Sir Guy of Gisborne, and yes he is still extremely sexy, but you just don't kill someone. I am sorry I thought that he might turn out to be good because every time he does something really bad he never looked like he meant it and he seemed to love Marian so. Richard Armitage is bloody sexy but it is just not right that he should play the bad guy.
But god damn you look good in leather... am I right Ladies.
Poor Robin, poor poor, Robin. As much as I love this show I was not very happy with this ending. I suppose it had to happen for the show to keep going, I just wish that they had ended it there because I think that if they have another Season they will just be jumping the shark.
Oh well I guess it was never going to end happily for these two outlaws.
Thats all for now.
P.S
I just want to think my wonderful boyfriend for buying me The Wedding Singer. I love this movie and I can't wait to make you watch it over and over and over again. You spin me right round baby!
We walked into to see the trailers already started but we did get to see the bulk of this one.
I am almost ashamed to admit that I really want to see this movie. I loved the cartoon Speed Racer, which may be surprising seeing as I am not much one for car guys. But there was something about speed racer that was always just so sexy, even as a cartoon character. This movie just look fantasticly corny, and I always love Christina Ricci, I think she will be so cute in this film. If you have never head of Speed Racer then I urge you to look it up and then maybe I will find someone who is willing to see this movie with me.
Speed Racer is one sexy man, too bad he is already taken.
So thats my embarrassingly nerdy moment for the day down on to the next and possible the biggest movie of the year.
That's right ladies he's back and I cannot wait to see what kid of adventures are coming his way this time. Even though, lets face it Harrison ford is not as sexy as he was when he first introduced us to the charismatic Indie I am sure he will be his usual witty self.
Anyway now we have Shia LaBeouf as eye candy and I am really excited that the have brought back Marion Ravenwood for Raiders of the Lost Arch as Indie's love interest. I am sure that I will have no trouble finding someone to come and see this movie with me... Now I feel bad for Speed Racer.
Anyway back to the point - IRONMAN. I have to admit that even though I love Superhero movies I was mostly drawn to this by Robert Downey Jr.
I mean he does have to be a very sexy man (drug addictions aside). But in the end I was pleasantly surprised by this film. Once you get past the whole America good everyone else bad thing there is actually a good message to this film - the only way to stop people using weapons is to build a better weapon and blow them up.
Ok so maybe it's not the best message but still Robert Downey Jr has a very nice body in the film and that is pretty hard to go past. Even Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't ruin it with her less then warm exterior because it actually works for the oh so familiar character of the assistant who loves her playboy boss. This movie is cool, it shows that you can become a superhero even without any special powers while you are being held captive by terrorists. Well you do have to be a genius though.
I defiantly have to get me one of those suits I mean they are uber cool. IRONMAN can come save me any day. All in all I say that this film is well worth a look.
Now we come to the other important thing I need to discus.
Robin Hood Season 2.
I don't know if anybody else watches this but if you do and you haven't seen what happens in the end of the season then please stop reading now.
I hate whoever wrote this series, who ever decided that what happened at the end was going to happen is mean and I do not like them at all. I am a hopeless romantic and I like a happy ending. I think that two people who love each other should be together. One of them is not supposed to die! I won't tell you which one but can tell you that I cried and I cried and I cried.
To think that I actually liked Sir Guy of Gisborne, and yes he is still extremely sexy, but you just don't kill someone. I am sorry I thought that he might turn out to be good because every time he does something really bad he never looked like he meant it and he seemed to love Marian so. Richard Armitage is bloody sexy but it is just not right that he should play the bad guy.
But god damn you look good in leather... am I right Ladies.
Poor Robin, poor poor, Robin. As much as I love this show I was not very happy with this ending. I suppose it had to happen for the show to keep going, I just wish that they had ended it there because I think that if they have another Season they will just be jumping the shark.
Oh well I guess it was never going to end happily for these two outlaws.
Thats all for now.
P.S
I just want to think my wonderful boyfriend for buying me The Wedding Singer. I love this movie and I can't wait to make you watch it over and over and over again. You spin me right round baby!
Monday, May 5, 2008
Blacklist
Blacklist – a list of places, things and people that should be avoided.
I am getting sick of being so nice and always thinking positive. I just give up and the first victims of my newfound tenacity are businesses that do not under any circumstances deserve my business.
I know everyone has felt that way at some stage, the service was bad or the staff were rude. It is a horrible feeling to think that you really just want to punish this place for the wasted time that you have spent there.
Then I thought about it, we have this wonderful resource called the Internet that allows us to bad mouth anyone we want to an infinite amount of people. So why not use it.
I know that it is quite possible that no one will read this and that the ones that do will already know of my plight. I just think that it is a comfort to know that at one time or another someone might read this. If I even deprive these places of one customer then I will be a happy woman.
Blacklist –
1. The Lowenbrau – the Rocks Sydney
Ok so I don’t want to avoid this place completely because I don’t have anything against it once I get inside, it is just a certain security guard that I am blacklisting. Its hard to describe him because he looks pretty much the same as any other security guard, but I am telling you that you will recognise him from his attitude.
I know what you all think, this is just another drunk girl who is angry about getting kicked out of a club. Though it is some what true, its not just the same old story. I wasn’t kicked out I was refused entry, same difference right, but I wasn’t refused for being too drunk I was refused on the basis that this security guard with a power trip did not like me. I think that it was my glasses they can intimidate people.
I have been refused entry to clubs before and I have been kicked out many times. I have even been kicked out for being too drunk when I was not drinking (its because I am a happy person and I get drunk on life). This never really bothered me, I mean the security guards are just doing their job so I don’t mind leaving without a fuss.
What happened on Saturday night was that me and a couple of my mates were refused entry at 7pm before we had even started to drink on the basis that we had already been refused entry twice. I think I would have noticed if I had been refused entry, I mean most people would and you would think that the security guard would have to let us know if he was refusing us entry, but no apparently not.
What I think happened was that, when we first got to the Lowenbrau as we were walking to the entrance a female security guard came up to us and told us that they were full and that unless you had a reservation or intended to eat then you wouldn’t be able to get in, because the upstairs area was booked out by a private function. This is thought was fair enough, I mean she was just letting us know what the deal was.
We had only recently eaten so we were not sure whether or not we were willing to eat anything. The issue was that we had come down to the city to say farewell to a couple of our friends and they were sitting eating at the Lowenbrau. They seemed to think that it would be ok for us to go into the bar downstairs and have a drink, so basically just to prove him wrong we went and asked again. The answer was the same, so we had a think about it and as my bottomless pit of a boyfriend thought that he might have a third dinner we decided to line up to get a table.
We were in the line for a while but when we got to the end the security guard was about to find us a table when he was signaled to by his mate. He turns to us and say sorry guys I can’t let you in because you have been refused entry twice. I can’t really blame this guy as far as he knew we had been refused and we might have been troublemakers. We didn’t complain because we thought that he was just telling us that there was no room inside. The girl security guard had said that we should come back after 11 because that’s when the functions were supposed to end.
So off we went, went to another bar and gave them our business. It wasn’t bad and I may have had a few too many bottles of wine, so not getting into a club was not out of the question. I was by no means messy though, considering the amount I had drunk I was doing very well. At about 11:20 we all decided that we were going to move back over the Lowenbrau.
So we went and we lined up just like everyone else, and we waited in the line chatting and having a good time until we were a couple of people from the end. The same security guard came up to us and said sorry guys you have already been refused twice tonight so we can’t let you in. This got me a little bit angry, I mean when had we been refused and on what grounds.
We had the idea that he might have been confused, so we tried to explain to him that we weren’t refused entry, we had just been asking questions. Anyway so this security guard was starting to fold under our pressure. I guess he must have realised that we were right. That’s when his mate came over, Mr Powertrip. He said that he was the one that had refused us entry.
I was totally confused to I asked why exactly I had been refused entry, because they specifically said that it was me that was the problem and believe me I was not the drunkest of our party. The reason I got upset is because the only reason I can see for them refusing my entry was that they didn’t like me. I doubt that I would have had the same treatment if I looked like my sister.
I would have understood if he kicked me or anyone out for being too drunk, I mean that’s their job right. I am by no means dissing security guards, they have helped me in a lot of situations and most of them are really nice. I like it when they kick trashed people out. Had we got to the end of the line and the (nice) security guard had said, I am sorry you are too drunk to get in I would have left. Sure I would have bitched about him when I got out of sight, but it would not have lasted longer then it took to get to the next pub.
I am sick of getting discriminated against because of how I look. I am not at all ashamed of it, I mean I know I am not what is in the magazines and I don’t look like all of the other girls. I am slightly chubby but I am ok with that. I like what I look like but it is still upsetting because I don’t get the same treatment. This feeling is the reason I will not be going back to the Lowenbrau. I refuse to let anyone make me feel like I am less worthy then a skinny girl.
The Lowenbrau Security Team – BLACKLISTED!
- To be avoided after 7pm if possible, before that I think that there is less security. If it can’t be avoided please cause as much trouble as possible for the security guards for me and every other person who has been upset by them
Ok that’s my rant, but don’t worry there is more to come.
2. The Surf Café – Terrigal Beach
This one wont be as long a rant as it is very simple. Do not keep a very hung over girl away from her diet coke and then when it finally arrives charge her $4 for it.
Ok so Sunday morning, after my big night complaining about a security guard I needed some form of caffeine, my drug of choice being Diet Coke (it has all those yummy chemicals in it). So me and a couple of mates, including my boyfriend went down to Terrigal to feed ourselves silly. We decided to try for the first time, The Surf Café that is under the Surf Club on the beach.
It did not start well, the menu left a lot to be desired (even fancy restaurants have chips). So we decided to limit our order to drinks. We ordered and we waited.
I only ordered a diet coke, by rights it should have been out in five minutes, I mean how hard is it to get a bottle out of the fridge. But no we waited and we waited and we waited. Granted there were a few people at the café, but it wasn’t like they were bringing drinks and food out constantly like you would imagine.
It might have been because there was only one girl waitressing for at least 20 tables. It was Sunday so I guess they didn’t want to pay the extra for the staff.
Still I mean for four drinks it should not have taken as long as it did, I mean were about to walk out. When I did get my Diet Coke it wasn’t even one of those nice fancy glass bottles that you get from most cafes no it was just your regular diet coke that I could have got from the nice café down the street for $2.50.
I didn’t have the coffee but it was in a pretty small cup.
So for poor service and over pricing I am blacklisting The Surf Café in Terrigal (it’s the one under the Surf Club). Might I suggest you try Aromas just down the street in the Crown Plaza it has much nicer coffee and better service, even when they are busy. There are also a number of nicer cafes in Church Street, which is just the next street back from the beach.
The Surf Café – BLACKLISTED
- Get a take away coffee from Aromas (or one of the many other coffee shops in Terrigal) and drink it on the beach if you are after that beach side experience. As for food, might I suggest an old beach classic some fish and chips (or just chips if you are not a seafood person).
This was a community service announcement.
I am getting sick of being so nice and always thinking positive. I just give up and the first victims of my newfound tenacity are businesses that do not under any circumstances deserve my business.
I know everyone has felt that way at some stage, the service was bad or the staff were rude. It is a horrible feeling to think that you really just want to punish this place for the wasted time that you have spent there.
Then I thought about it, we have this wonderful resource called the Internet that allows us to bad mouth anyone we want to an infinite amount of people. So why not use it.
I know that it is quite possible that no one will read this and that the ones that do will already know of my plight. I just think that it is a comfort to know that at one time or another someone might read this. If I even deprive these places of one customer then I will be a happy woman.
Blacklist –
1. The Lowenbrau – the Rocks Sydney
Ok so I don’t want to avoid this place completely because I don’t have anything against it once I get inside, it is just a certain security guard that I am blacklisting. Its hard to describe him because he looks pretty much the same as any other security guard, but I am telling you that you will recognise him from his attitude.
I know what you all think, this is just another drunk girl who is angry about getting kicked out of a club. Though it is some what true, its not just the same old story. I wasn’t kicked out I was refused entry, same difference right, but I wasn’t refused for being too drunk I was refused on the basis that this security guard with a power trip did not like me. I think that it was my glasses they can intimidate people.
I have been refused entry to clubs before and I have been kicked out many times. I have even been kicked out for being too drunk when I was not drinking (its because I am a happy person and I get drunk on life). This never really bothered me, I mean the security guards are just doing their job so I don’t mind leaving without a fuss.
What happened on Saturday night was that me and a couple of my mates were refused entry at 7pm before we had even started to drink on the basis that we had already been refused entry twice. I think I would have noticed if I had been refused entry, I mean most people would and you would think that the security guard would have to let us know if he was refusing us entry, but no apparently not.
What I think happened was that, when we first got to the Lowenbrau as we were walking to the entrance a female security guard came up to us and told us that they were full and that unless you had a reservation or intended to eat then you wouldn’t be able to get in, because the upstairs area was booked out by a private function. This is thought was fair enough, I mean she was just letting us know what the deal was.
We had only recently eaten so we were not sure whether or not we were willing to eat anything. The issue was that we had come down to the city to say farewell to a couple of our friends and they were sitting eating at the Lowenbrau. They seemed to think that it would be ok for us to go into the bar downstairs and have a drink, so basically just to prove him wrong we went and asked again. The answer was the same, so we had a think about it and as my bottomless pit of a boyfriend thought that he might have a third dinner we decided to line up to get a table.
We were in the line for a while but when we got to the end the security guard was about to find us a table when he was signaled to by his mate. He turns to us and say sorry guys I can’t let you in because you have been refused entry twice. I can’t really blame this guy as far as he knew we had been refused and we might have been troublemakers. We didn’t complain because we thought that he was just telling us that there was no room inside. The girl security guard had said that we should come back after 11 because that’s when the functions were supposed to end.
So off we went, went to another bar and gave them our business. It wasn’t bad and I may have had a few too many bottles of wine, so not getting into a club was not out of the question. I was by no means messy though, considering the amount I had drunk I was doing very well. At about 11:20 we all decided that we were going to move back over the Lowenbrau.
So we went and we lined up just like everyone else, and we waited in the line chatting and having a good time until we were a couple of people from the end. The same security guard came up to us and said sorry guys you have already been refused twice tonight so we can’t let you in. This got me a little bit angry, I mean when had we been refused and on what grounds.
We had the idea that he might have been confused, so we tried to explain to him that we weren’t refused entry, we had just been asking questions. Anyway so this security guard was starting to fold under our pressure. I guess he must have realised that we were right. That’s when his mate came over, Mr Powertrip. He said that he was the one that had refused us entry.
I was totally confused to I asked why exactly I had been refused entry, because they specifically said that it was me that was the problem and believe me I was not the drunkest of our party. The reason I got upset is because the only reason I can see for them refusing my entry was that they didn’t like me. I doubt that I would have had the same treatment if I looked like my sister.
I would have understood if he kicked me or anyone out for being too drunk, I mean that’s their job right. I am by no means dissing security guards, they have helped me in a lot of situations and most of them are really nice. I like it when they kick trashed people out. Had we got to the end of the line and the (nice) security guard had said, I am sorry you are too drunk to get in I would have left. Sure I would have bitched about him when I got out of sight, but it would not have lasted longer then it took to get to the next pub.
I am sick of getting discriminated against because of how I look. I am not at all ashamed of it, I mean I know I am not what is in the magazines and I don’t look like all of the other girls. I am slightly chubby but I am ok with that. I like what I look like but it is still upsetting because I don’t get the same treatment. This feeling is the reason I will not be going back to the Lowenbrau. I refuse to let anyone make me feel like I am less worthy then a skinny girl.
The Lowenbrau Security Team – BLACKLISTED!
- To be avoided after 7pm if possible, before that I think that there is less security. If it can’t be avoided please cause as much trouble as possible for the security guards for me and every other person who has been upset by them
Ok that’s my rant, but don’t worry there is more to come.
2. The Surf Café – Terrigal Beach
This one wont be as long a rant as it is very simple. Do not keep a very hung over girl away from her diet coke and then when it finally arrives charge her $4 for it.
Ok so Sunday morning, after my big night complaining about a security guard I needed some form of caffeine, my drug of choice being Diet Coke (it has all those yummy chemicals in it). So me and a couple of mates, including my boyfriend went down to Terrigal to feed ourselves silly. We decided to try for the first time, The Surf Café that is under the Surf Club on the beach.
It did not start well, the menu left a lot to be desired (even fancy restaurants have chips). So we decided to limit our order to drinks. We ordered and we waited.
I only ordered a diet coke, by rights it should have been out in five minutes, I mean how hard is it to get a bottle out of the fridge. But no we waited and we waited and we waited. Granted there were a few people at the café, but it wasn’t like they were bringing drinks and food out constantly like you would imagine.
It might have been because there was only one girl waitressing for at least 20 tables. It was Sunday so I guess they didn’t want to pay the extra for the staff.
Still I mean for four drinks it should not have taken as long as it did, I mean were about to walk out. When I did get my Diet Coke it wasn’t even one of those nice fancy glass bottles that you get from most cafes no it was just your regular diet coke that I could have got from the nice café down the street for $2.50.
I didn’t have the coffee but it was in a pretty small cup.
So for poor service and over pricing I am blacklisting The Surf Café in Terrigal (it’s the one under the Surf Club). Might I suggest you try Aromas just down the street in the Crown Plaza it has much nicer coffee and better service, even when they are busy. There are also a number of nicer cafes in Church Street, which is just the next street back from the beach.
The Surf Café – BLACKLISTED
- Get a take away coffee from Aromas (or one of the many other coffee shops in Terrigal) and drink it on the beach if you are after that beach side experience. As for food, might I suggest an old beach classic some fish and chips (or just chips if you are not a seafood person).
This was a community service announcement.
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